anyone free right now?
lampsarepeopletoo: they call me macklemore in math class because im like what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what
Me: wow i like this album
Me: i think i'll listen to it until i don't
You know that point in your life when you realize the house you grew up in isn’t...– Garden State (via iwilder)
mauvaises: my party trick is getting people to believe i was invited
kill-natalie: am I the only one who tries to learn lyrics to rap songs so I can surprise people during car rides
not even feeling remotely human right now.
repent, the end is extremely fucking nigh.
Maybe I look good in leather In my bed I pluck your feathers We should fucking...– (via cooneyparty)
I swear I’m going to hook the next person who asks me what I plan on doing for the rest of my life.
You’re not really an adult at all. You’re just a tall child holding a beer,...– Dylan Moran (via criminallyinane)
14inches: besit0sdollface: If you’re alone on Valentine’s day… Just remember nobody loves you every other day of the year either. thank you
is it just me getting older or has tumblr become a stagnant pit of passive aggressive whinging and self deprecating attention seeking where angsty teens go and type about their so called ‘issues’ rather than do anything remotely constructive like, perhaps, confronting them? now watch me continue to use it..
I hate sitting in the Rheumatology department. I’m like the only one under 100.. feels like death’s waiting room.
not-a-fireman-sam: Posting pictures/gifs of sex with things like “want”, “pls”, “yes”, and “need” is straight up the most cringeworthy thing in the world.
does anyone fancy the pub? ..or anything?
the amount of people that every single night, without fail, will come on here and have a whinge about having no one to cuddle in bed is pathetic. OHNO. you have to sleep in a bed? on your own? the whole night? what a hardship. should we have a fundraiser or something? maybe even a charity fun run. anything to stop your poor little soul from suffering..
‘omfg I am 110% doNE WITH THIS SITE, I CAN’T BREATHE’ if you’ve ever typed something along the lines of this you should probably just go ahead and kill yourself.